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The Effects of Mir's Engrish.
Normal people: Waffles.
Me: WAFFFRRRLLLSSS.
Normal people: Today.
Me: ONE DAY ONE DAY ONE DAY.
Normal people: Let's eat rice, everyone.
Me: EVERYBODY RICE EAT.
Normal people: I'm very happy.
Me: MANY MANY HAPPY.
Normal people: Lonely.
Me: Ronely.
Normal people: It hurts.
Me: I'M OWWWWWWWW.
Normal people: I love you but I can't be with you.
Me: I LOVE YOU...BUT...YOU...SORRY.
hakyoku:

(by Mariusz Sikorski)
fanfic: *passionate kissing*
me: omg they gonna have sex
fanfic: *they go to the bed*
me: omg this is it
fanfic: THE NEXT MORNING
me: ...
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